The vegitarian song

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I found this while working on my biology homework and i just cracked up.

The Vegetarian’s Song
(to the tune of “Blowin’ in the Wind”)
Copyright ©2004 Kevin Ahern

Instructor Sings

How many hot dogs did you eat today?
With all of those nitrites inside?

And those heterocyclic amines in your steak
Were not something you should have tried

Everyone sings

There’s cancer my friend
Inside your bottom end
There’s cancer inside your bottom end


heres a link to the page i found it on. http://www.davincipress.com/metabmelodiesall.html