yet another blonde joke

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A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very

deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke,

sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should
know

five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you really wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah.....

Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[harmony]

thanks from a blonde who found that very funny.