COWS - Politically speaking

[Invincible]

COWS

Socialism: You have two cows.
Give one cow to your neighbor and you keep one cow.

Communism: You have two cows.
Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk.

Fascism: You have two cows.
You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have two cows.
The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows.
Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows.
Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism: You have two giraffes.
The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

[alien]

Alienism: You have two cows.
The government denies any cows were abducted, and the X-Files cash in and make an episode about it.

[chickpea]

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