The perfect day for him and her. WARNING DIRTY! Unedited!!!!

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER

08.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

08.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday

08.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed apple juice and fruit salad; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

09.15 Soothing hot bath

10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer

10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg hehehe

1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3.00 Nap

4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer

4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

05.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror, looking good!

07.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers

10.00 Hot shower (alone)

10:50A Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

06.00 Alarm

06.15 Blow job

06.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section

07.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked buxom wench

07.30 Limo arrives

07.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport

09.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet

09.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job enroute)

09.45 Play front nine (2 under)

11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12.15 Blow job

12.30 Play back nine (4 under)

2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)

2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo

3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)

4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave

7.00 Watch news: Marijuana and porn legalized

7.30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice cream served on a pair of tits

9.00A Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day; England beating Germany 11-0.

9.30A Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)

11.00A Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale

11.30A A night cap blowjob

11.45A In bed alone

11.50A A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog
to leave the room

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:16 pm Post subject:

Now you ARE lowering the tone!

Luckily that manages just to remain a fantasy for my man!

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

I always crack up when I read 'his' perfect day.

I'm lucky .. coz my boyfriend is a Eunuch and his perfect day comes under the 'her' section.

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject:

I've never met a eunuch. How does that feel?

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

LOL! Hope he doesn't read this forum and see me telling lies about him. Shocked

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject:

Sorry that was a naff thing to say!

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:50 pm Post subject:

You cheeky monkey!

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

itslaura · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:55 pm Post subject:

Between this and the emoticon fight, I've had a great start to my day! Thanks! Laughing

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