Invincible
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Joined: 24 Dec 2004
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 Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: Something for a cough Sir? |
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A chemist walks into his shop to find a customer leaning heavily against the wall.
"What's wrong with that man?" he asks his assistant.
"Well," the assistant replies, "He came in this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
"You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" spluttered the chemist.
"Yes, you can. Now he is too afraid to cough." |
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