Ruin sorbees

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This was nominated "best email of 1997". A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room- service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...



Ruin sorbees

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest : "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
Guest : "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service:"Hokay. An San tos?"
Guest : "What?"
Room Service:"San tos. July San tos?"
Guest : "I don't think so"
Room Service:"No? Judo one toes??"
Guest : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
Room Service:"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Guest : "No..just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Guest : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest : "Sorry?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"
Guest : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service:"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
Guest : "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."
Guest : "You're welcome."