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Who Should Make the Coffee (enema?)?

 
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alien
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:18 pm    Post subject: Who Should Make the Coffee (enema?)? Reply with quote

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
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Invincible
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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harmony
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks that was cute. Very Happy
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