WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

>I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

>I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just ass holes.

>I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

>I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

>I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think.

>I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

>I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

Lol!!!! That's too funny Invinc and so true!!

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

Another thing I've learnt

You can sit reading posts on a health forum, listen to subliminal CDs about weight loss AND eat large amounts of buttered toast all at the same time! Laughing

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:59 pm Post subject:

Now that's what I call talent......or compartmentalising!!!
Women are so good at multi-tasking aren't we!!!
Rolling Eyes

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

These emoticons sum up everything I can do at the same time:

One thing I can say is ... I don't think my subliminal weight management/eat healthy CD is working!

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:17 pm Post subject:

LOl!!!!! LOVE the elephant!
Where do you get those emoticons??? They're not on fadzter.com

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

Ah ha!! You want MORE of my emoticons????

This is the other one I use for emoticons. You click on the emoticon and cop the link in the box at the top. http://www.smileys.ws/

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:41 pm Post subject:

They're MINE now!!!!

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

hehehe!

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject:

You'd better turn around!

Anyway isn't it time for

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject:

Yes and I'M going to win!

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

No you're NOT!!!!

chickpea · Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject:

Invincible · Vital Member Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 558

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