alien
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Joined: 30 Dec 2004
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Location: Australia
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 Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:42 am Post subject: Vatican Fried Chicken |
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During a Papal audience, a businessman approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's Prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken," and Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10,000,000 to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. Two weeks later, the man approached the Pope again, this time with a $50,000,000 offer. Again, the Pope declined.
A month later, the man upped the price to $100,000,000, and this time the Pope accepted. At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision in the good news/bad news format. "The good news is: We have $100,000,000 for charities. The bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account." |
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