THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES: (for men only)

[alien]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition - each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and for a haircut. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, doing the washing & ironing, keeping the house presentable at all times & having a balanced meal on the table (that the whole family will eat) at a respectable hour. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them. Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply themselves either while driving or making four lunches. They must adorn themselves with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from their duties.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. Each night he will need to bath the children each night, dress them, brush their teeth and put them to bed. He must have them up, dressed for the day, eaten breakfast & have their hair combed each morning by 8:00am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour. Each child’s favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 am and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better. Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moments notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

DID YOU NOTICE IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEM HAVING FULL TIME JOBS ALONG WITH ALL THIS?